So I’m walking through a field of assorted farmland creatures, and suddenly there is a man yelling in an unknown tongue sprinting side to side in a semi threatening motion. Obviously this can only mean that the United States has failed in its peace efforts, and nuclear war between Canada and Mexico had broken out. With this knowledge in hand I quickly got into the jet that I purchased for this very event and flew to one of 6 safe places on the planet, my mothers house. Upon my arrival I was immediately accosted with an assortment of pastry that would make John Lenin blush. Flash backwards 19 years and I see the first time I ever got hit by a plane while sleeping at home in bed. I can see Lil Muffins our pet Yiddish Schnauzer, 49th generation purebred fighting Schnauzer, although they have only for the past 16 generations been teaching them Yiddish. Their sentence structure leaves something to be desired, but otherwise a success full effort. Anyways, both of the cities in Canada, Toronto, and Vancouver, have been wiped out at this point, and no one is certain if there are cities in Mexico, although rumors are rampant. Long story short, the whole thing was a coup for power over the Canadian landmass by the Triceratop and before anyone noticed or had time to protest they had taken over all public civic duties. It is still unknown if there are cities in Mexico.